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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Armie Hammer Used Grindr to Try Gay Sex Because “Women Are the Worst”

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Armie Hammer Used Grindr to Try Gay Sex Because “Women Are the Worst”

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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The actor said he cut off the attempted hookup after “not feeling anything.”
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    “You’re gay because you like men. I’m gay because I hate women.”

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      • SatyrSack@feddit.org
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        Is there some joke regarding how this is animated?

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          It came from my crappy keyboards built in gif selection I apologize for the mild epilepsy it looked smoother in the preview

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            It looks fine, I just feel like I am missing a layer of the joke

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              Onions.

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      *Peter Thiel enters the chat*

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    Jesus who gives a fuck, seriously.

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      Are you lost?

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        Sometimes people don’t pay attention to the community a post is in.

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          See, I was thinking that, even in the context of a group of threads about real life headlines that are so absurd that they sound satirical, this person was letting us know they don’t want to read about celebrity gossip.

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          Apparently it’s unpopular to point that out.

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    Someone not having sex isn’t usually an interesting story.

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    Did he eat the guy afterwards?

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    How was it?

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      “Still undecided”

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