I’m talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don’t give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
Cleo from the Cadillac Cats
Kinda sad there wasn’t more love for this answer. Cleo’s legwarmers and her big 80’s hair spoke to me.
Her me oot
I know I’ve seen this but could you remind me what movie this is from?
The Great Mouse Detective (1986).
Thanks
That was my first throught, followed very closely by “WHY was that even in that movie?”
Because it was actually really fun to make for everyone involved. The voice actress who sang even thought it was really funny and cool to be a mouse dancer.
Charlie B. Barkin. They knew what they were doing when they cast Burt Reynolds to voice Charlie.
I mean, look at this cutie:
Look back in my memories and it’s no surprise I am a furry. TMNT, Teddy Ruxpin, Care Bears, MLP (the OG from the 80’s), Animalympics, Looney Tunes, at least a third of all Nicktoons, pretty much every Disney cartoon ever…
Though personality also goes a long way, and I have more respect for these characters for their personality and actions than any real human being alive today.
I’m so with you. For me it started with Tails when I was like 7-8… I didn’t know what sex stuff was, I just wanted to like… be his friend. Maybe hold his hand. Touch his tails. Nothing weird, just budz.
Then both Robin Hood and Maid Marian… strange feeling.
Then Animaniacs. Mostly their personalities. Not so much Dot.
Then Renamon.
Then Krystal.
Then Kyubi (we’re gonna pretend there is no human form).
It was all over once I found The Furry Thread on DDRFreaks forums in the early 00s.
Okay, hear me out, it’s not what you think! More power to those who have, but I swear I’ve never even dressed like a cat.
But I mean goddamn gurl…right? Guys?
It’s the eyes.
Definitely. Also possible that having sex in grass sometime would blow my mind in ways I couldn’t comprehend.
I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.
There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It’s like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it’s much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.
What can you tell me about coquettish lionesses? Are they as soft and smooth as my friend has imagined?
You know in all my sexual conquests I forgot to hit up a lion. I can’t help you there unfortunately.
Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.
Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you
Yeah outdoor/nature sex certainly has its downsides. Still fun though. Just not as comfy as a good old fashioned mattress.
“Come here and hakuna my tata”
Naaaaaaants, ingoyaaaamaaaaaa, ba-gi-thi baba
Slimy, yet satisfying.
Those eyes alone are more seductive than Judy Hopps’ hips
Damn straight.
EVERY REPRESENTATION IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD IS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GAME WORMS.
I mean, it depends on what convention you’re attending.
Like… Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it’s specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journeyReally? Even this one?
humina humina aWOOOOGA huhuhuhuhuh WawawawaWAAAAA brrrpppprrrppp EEYORE EEYORE vroomvrOoom
Instead of yelling at all of us why don’t you give a “real” example then?
Alright then, hear me out.
I am hearing you out… I have questions about the logistics but I am hearing you out.
Okay, but hear me out.
I will not be hearing you out on this one. You need Jesus.
Fine, I’ll just quote from the blog hosting that photo (checks notes…catholicfootnotes.com, wtf?):
The very existence of such a creature raises pressing questions, some practical (life application) and others more scientific or theoretical (as G.K. Chesterton once said, “every question is a theological question”). Life application questions might include: Does this thing swim near the shore? Might I encounter the Blobfish on my next tubing adventure? Would the Blobfish survive in my massive aquarium? More (or less) scientific questions might be: Is that a nose? Is the Blobfish nearing extinction? Does the Blobfish live near the bottom or top of the oceanic food chain? And the question everyone is asking: What’s up with those lips?
Lol, literally asked, what them lips do?
The Catholic Footnotes author, blobfish article progressing most-unexpectedly:
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/what-blobfish-really-look-like
Yea… I would definitely get more sources.
Rather than scales, blobfish have loose skin. That skin, along with the ocean pressure, keeps the blobfish’s shape. But outside the ocean environment, they tend to fall apart.
People posting blobfish always makes me sad. Poor things don’t actually look like that…
It’s like it aliens took humans into space and our corpses got all bloated from the lack of pressure and then the aliens laugh at our corpses and assume that’s what humans always look like…
Poor depressurized deep sea fish. That thing is dead from being turned inside out from the vacuum pressure of being hauled out of the ocean. They don’t look like that until we do that to 'em.
This one right here officer, that turtle is underage
Yep. That’s pretty fucked up.
There have been a few in here, but the real “hear me out”s are Few and far between.
Someone mentioned Hexxus from Fren Gully (a tar monster voiced by Tim Curry), or the Hydra from Hercules.
I still think it holds true that men’s HMOs are conventionally attractive women (Jessica Rabbit, Tinkerbell, Gadget). Women’s HMOs are things like The Brave Little Toaster; the dog monster from The Thing; and the abstract concept of ennui.
men’s hearmeouts are conventionally attractive women. women’s hearmeouts are unconventionally attractive enbys. enbys’ hearmeouts are conventionally unattractive men
I’m sure there’s a psychologist that has something to say about the general trends between the genders on this topic.
Why are women more attracted to abstract things that may not resemble as man at all while most men require that they at least vaguely resemble a woman?
Who knows.
Because the patriarchy conditions men to be awful to women, and women to be nice to men. Women are more likely to develop resentment towards men and look elsewhere for their tastes.
I would argue instead that while patriarchy encourages people to overvalue oversexualized beauty in women, and does encourage men to be dipshits towards them, that would cause women to overvalue kindness and gentleness in their non threatening, masculine related fantasies. Maybe I’m overgeneralizing, but I am thinking of Bandit Heeler, or that fucking toothbrush
Yikes. I guess that’s certainly one way to view the world.
The fact that misogyny exists and has psychological consequences is a yikes?
I’m sorry, this is literally how the game works.
HOW THIS GAME
WORMS.
worms
Just spill it, you kinky freak, what is it? Fat cartoon animals? Differently-abled Schoolhouse Rock puppets? This is a no-judgment zone (speaking only for myself, mind you).
honestly, it’s probably just everything.
the “hear me out” treadmill that eventually devolves into buildings and food
Hear me out
yes but anish kapoor has an exclusive license so that only he can fuck the Bean
My crush from that game was Momo.
But Peco would be the true hear me out.
Peco is a hard hearmeout but I am sure there’s someone
I don’t recognize the character but I can see how one might want to tap that.
My guess is a character from Breath of Fire 3 or 4, the style is VERY 1990s Capcom
That was a damn good guess - perfect, in fact!
it was really weird being straight. glad i stopped that
Having the voice of Jeremy Irons is cheating though
None. I think that’s Why I find furries so baffling; it’s, like, bestiality.
Although, and a full grown man, I crushed hard on both Chel from EL Dorado and Ramirez from Atlantis. But those were both humans, and very conventionally attractive.
Oh! Wait! I do have a childhood, non-human example, although she’s hyper-conventionally attractive:
El Dorado was going to be porn before they pivoted to a family movie…
What is that picture from ?
The bat shit crazy Bakshi movie Wizards
Of Bakshi’s movies, I think Wizards is among the least batshit crazy. But, yeah, it’s Ralph through and through. Good watch for current times, too.
It’s not bestiality if they’re anthro humans!
If feral, I see where you’re coming from.
Tap for spoiler
But you can’t spell “bestiality” without “best”! ohgawdiamsorry
to my memory I never was attracted to non humans
this was my first non-real person crush though
then
yeah I’m a basic bitch I know. My friend made me take the BDSM test and I literally got 97% vanilla
You had a thing for that green gorilla fish thing and still got 97% vanilla???
The 3% was because your friend made you take a test you didn’t want to. Your vanilla power is nearly overwhelming the testing capacities of current technology.
Not having a crush on Ms.Frizzle is criminal. Though if you were a kid I guess I can let it slide.
Is that you, Garth?
When I was 6 I really liked Astro Boy’s sister.
As a 5 year old I was the target public. I seem to still be at 50. Some kids show stay with you all your life.
I don’t know if this counts as a hear me out. She’s just a conventionally attractive woman doing something a bit odd…
Roxanne from the Goofy Movie for sure
In the same vein Peg Pete from Goof Troop had an absurdly tiny waist and some serious hips.
She had Pixar mom proportions before Pixar moms were a thing!
gawrsh
Oh yeah.
I think Maid Marion from Disney’s Robin Hood basically invented furries.
Robin Hood himself too!
Maid Marion from Disney’s Robin Hood
sigh feminine, adventurous, brave, funny, clever, good with children, gentle, moral and those eyes man, those eyes did things to child-me that still make adult-me smile.
I’m not a furry but do they claim that was the first one? Surely there must have been something before that …
Still a good pick.
I’ve generally heard the origin explained as coming from an offshoot of the general scifi community in the late 70s to early 80. There are a lot of animal people in sci fi (things like aliens designed after animal people, or stories about animals given human traits and characteristics, or people being spliced with animal dna), and fantasy stuff which has a related audience, and some people particularly liked that trope.
