I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
fart
The only person that could turn a three letter word into three syllables
Peef.
It’s when you fart out of your dick hole. A “Penis Queef”, if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.
I learned a new thing today, thank you!
Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?
It sounded like a silent but deadly fart. Like a PFFFFT.
What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else’s post?
It wasn’t fun for me either
I am sorry. I didn’t mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?
Yeah I’m good. I guess there’s an over developed muscle in my bladder that caused pain and blood in my urine. Totally benign.
The tube in my pee hole? Weirdest feeling of my life
Ok, I’ve had many catheters inserted into my penis, I’ve just never had an expulsion of air. Usually getting it put in wasn’t a big deal, as I was always incoherent or unconscious, but getting it taken out was cathartic and unpleasant.
This goes beyond a catheter. The camera goes all the way deep into the bladder.
I said something irredeemably stupid as it’s clear I didn’t actually read the last sentence of your original post. I apologize for wasting your time. That said, do you have any pictures?
Shit. I associate that with how my friend and I used to say it during games. “Ah Chiet!” like you have no teeth.
Shit’s versatile. Whether you pronounce it shit, shieeeet, shit… or SHIT! all has different meanings
Hump
Also: dink
Edit: hehehehehehe
You must be a fan of The Princess Bride, or as I like to call it Prince Humperdink and that Blasted Woman Who Didn’t Want to Get Married
Your edit is the whole reason I’m here :)
Engelbert Humperdinck ?
However you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.
GWEEK
It’s like letting the air out of a balloon. Fascinating!
Cuy
WHEEEK
Stank.
The dank rank of crank stank ranks poorly with focus groups
dude
duuuuude!
“womp”
but usually funnier when used as a pair
Makes me think of a sad trombone. Whomp-whomp
Wah-wah-wah has a similar energy
Workout wanting to ruffle anyone’s feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning
It’s funny that quaff is spelled similarly, but has a completely different vibe to it. The two don’t mix at all.
Well, unless you’re into quaffing queefs, I’m not here to judge.
Once I quaffed a queef, inhaled a clunge that had beefed, I just belched for relief and resumed the great feat
This is art! Bravo!
I only really come here to say such things. Megustalations
Funt. Looks horrendously rude, resembles two terrible English words, but is completely without meaning in and of itself. Unless you let UrbanDictionary tell you that it’s the combination of those two words anyway.
It’s also the noise things make when launched out of a tube by compressed air, if not the noise made by lighting gases in a test tube, both of which are highly entertaining.
The spelling “phoont” may be preferable.
I know exactly what you mean with the air-tube. In video games it’s the stock grenade launcher sound effect.
I spell it “fwump.” It’s funny that we’re probably thinking of the exact same sound and have different ways to express it
Nah
I’m a nope guy myself, but I certainly get the appeal
Moob.
Hehe, moobies
Squirrel
This is kind of blowing my mind that a word that long is only one syllable
I see you’re unfamiliar with the alternate spelling, skwerl.
Always appreciated the levels of drawl it takes to squeeze this into one.
Funny, I drawl it into one syllable, but I read it as two. Didn’t understand how it fit the rule.
So you’re American, I take it?
Shmeckels
Shmeckels makes me think of a fun name for money, like shekels.
I say look at this fat stack of smackaroonies! That’s a lotta dough, there’s gotta be a hundred clams here! And you know what I’m gonna do with all these bones? Buy a thesaurus!
Shmackaroonies you shay?
