Joker@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoCDC warns of new E. coli outbreak linked to organic carrotswww.cdc.govexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1200arrow-down10
arrow-up1200arrow-down1external-linkCDC warns of new E. coli outbreak linked to organic carrotswww.cdc.govJoker@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up43·6 days agoNext administration will probably sweep stuff like this under the rug and tell people to eat more carrots to build nAtUrAl ImMuNiTy.
minus-squaregedaliyah@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 days ago“You can’t prove it DOESN’T work.” “Yes we can. There are literally thousands of studies proving exactly that.”
minus-squareatzanteol@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days ago“But it works for meeee!”
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·6 days agoJust have them add a tablepoon of yesterday’s stool to your morning raw milk smoothie
Next administration will probably sweep stuff like this under the rug and tell people to eat more carrots to build nAtUrAl ImMuNiTy.
“You can’t prove it DOESN’T work.”
“Yes we can. There are literally thousands of studies proving exactly that.”
“But it works for meeee!”
Just have them add a tablepoon of yesterday’s stool to your morning raw milk smoothie