It happens to me almost weekly

What about a space escalator?

It will never catch on.

The IRL holy grail is a toilet.

Drink from the wrong one and you forfeit your life in the most horrid of ways.

You could use them to secure some steel rails to large wooden sleepers, and then transport goods and people on carriages that roll upon the rails.

And billionaires

The fact that so many of them are naked suggests they all thought Medusa was DTF

This guy thinks he’s tougher than literal stone

You gotta get hard and fuck her before you look into her eyes, so you have an attachment point inside as well.

Dad is an alcoholic. Mum is psychologically tormenting everyone. Older half brother really wants to fuck.

“Oh hi Mark…”

So pure of heart

Post about how your breasts behaved wile bungee jumping on dull men’s club

Why didn’t you just eat the potato?

Beyond lies the Wub

Yes to both.

Stargate SG-1, S05 E10, “2001”

The Aschen have all the tech that humanity needs to fight the Goa’uld but they are super boring. Also secretly genocidal.

You luckily have an abbreviation in your DNA that means your tellemeres don’t shorten. You can’t age. You reach 87000 years old. Humans have gone extinct. You are trapped alone on a dead earth. You try to shoot yourself but the gun misfires. You jump off w cliff, but a sudden updraft catches you and you land safely. In this multiverse, luck is now objective.

I will reply to this comment over Tor. Please expect the response to arrive in 7-10 business days.

• Me, trying to persuade my philosophy prof that by not turning in my assignment, I have actually turned in an assignment.