The Assman

Never stopped him before

Yeah, he’s on first

Oh no! He’s hot!

This is what living in America does to the brain

You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.

Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t.

And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom

I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do

You guys ever just mind your own fucking business? I’m really into minding my own fucking business.

You mean they snap you back in

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

That’s one small step for gnorts

Thanks handsome

So I did this last night after your comment. This morning it’s the consistency of yogurt. Maybe we have different definitions of “solid”.

Why drive the environment fucker 3000 and not maverick or Tacoma or one of the several other smaller trucks?

It’s far from solid at room temp, not really liquid either. Hence the question.

I’m to be buried naturally with no casket or embalming. Great for wildlife. It’s like putting a fish head in the hole when you plant corn. Except, you know, a 200lb guy.

How solid we talking 🤔 wondering about bacon grease

But what is Aleppo?

Damn, he never learned how to have sex :(