Russian assets, both.

Well, shit. Fuck you too, Google.

DOGE The Department of Wealthy Corrupt Anti-American Immigrants

<Drinks vial of Unicorn blood to stay alive>

Solyanka is people!

Next: ”I’ll trade you our lack of food for your lack of food”

Fuck you, Rupert

<Laughs in Mitch McConnell>

Propped up patsy

Public appeasement plant 🪴

Haha yeah, they are about to find out.

Latino men who voted for Trump right now:

😬

Start by getting rid of Ted Cruz, Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy, Melania and all the Trump kids.

When he learned he was hacked, Patel’s eyes crossed in confusion and anger.

Just kidding, they’re always like that.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

Candace? — More like Can’tdace, amirite?

“Two weeks…” <ad infinitum>

Kim Jong-Musk beating the drum, undermining democracy wherever he can

…and CNN now, as well. They are a wolf in sheep’s clothing, bought by conservative billionaires in 2022.

He’d love to