You guys sure display a crazy obsession with “Apple Fanboys” in this sub… The amount of Applephobia… Phew! As if the new release had you all flustered or something…

Gotta take a bite and taste the Apple at some point!

Can’t stay in the closet forever, ya know?

It has been done before. It was deemed impractical.

Either they are idiots, or they are dumb AI bots…

Yep. They don’t understand how hardware and software are interconnected, yet love to call us fanboys and zealots if we don’t bash Apple from the start.

Sponsored by Rockstar Games

I think it’s hilarious that people will see an iPhone, iPad and Macbook and think the only thing that’s different about them is the software. Any mental restriction is manufactured.

Size actually matters.

Shit.

…from a totalitarian fascist regime?

*FTFY

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about Captcha and rabbits

You monster.

c/foundsatan

A cricket sound, on a random interval going up to an hour between.

Edit: FOUND IT! https://lemmy.ca/post/41987749

Attempting to badly quote someone on another post: « How can people honestly think a glorified word autocomplete function could be able to understand what is a logarithm? »

Frak off, toaster

Oh, you’ll know… after the fact

mp3’s didn’t exist at that time, but we did play music using punch cards in the 1850’s…

That’s too much critical thinking for most people

You call this old?

Try punchcards, kiddo

That’s a joke, right?

Fraking toaster…

c/woooosh