I love me a farm fresh avocado picked ripe from the Milwaukee avocado farms every June.

What an odd statement. What is society, if not a group of people looking out for each other?

And why the hell do the stormtroopers wear all that armor if one shot kills them?

My mom is kinda like the poem “there was a little girl, with a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good she was really good, but when she was bad ^drunk she was horrid.”

My dad was a great guy though.

Good eye!

Can’t find a spoon, the wee one’s left

Only one of these things draws media attention

Whats that? Trans people?

Big Homeless

Earth don’t give a fuck. It’s been hot. It’s been cold. It’s been filled with poisonous gasses. It might be any of those things again. Earth could care less about us and is probably about to show us where we stand.

4° is as dense as water gets. After that it starts expanding as it turns into ice. Which is how ice floats. It’s one of those miracles of nature. If ice sank things would be very different.

No… Would people do that? Lie to further their agenda?

No mention of the fact the it was the Saugeen Peninsula long before it became the Bruce Peninsula. Or that Queen Vicky declared the Saugeen Peninsula the property of the Saugeen people “in perpetuity” to reward their service in the war of 1812. Or that the federal government has tried to lay all this on the Town of South Bruce Peninsula which didn’t exist in any form when the treaties were written. Or that a previous council had good relations with SON and were working on a deal before the racist hicks in the area elected a bunch of shit heads that launched decades of legal fights to the tune of something like $6 million.

Them changing the sign in the middle of the night on Canada day eve is the funniest thing ever. Good on them for the brilliant idea and excellent execution.

The next lawsuit will be the band suing the town when the beach gets closed for poor water quality because everyone over there shits in a hole in the sand and it all trickles out into the lake.

Doesn’t Israel have mandatory service?

I always think of this song every time I hear ‘elbows up’.

Same thing happened with NAFTA. We sold so many industries down the river for French cows.

Don’t forget tgat the government of Canada was created to protect the interests of a blanket retailer. A part of our heritage™

I called my mother by her name. My oldest brother started it.

Ever had Dutch licorice? All the salt of a thousand oceans in one little bite.

I bet the banding code is ASS

We’ll circle back to that.