I’m on book three of the Bobiverse. I’m enjoying it. The nice thing is that they’re not super dense.

When I was 8, I was playing skee ball at an arcade. I had $2 in quarters in a small cup on the railing while I played.

Another kid and his brother came by and started talking to me. While the one kid distracted me, the other stole my cup. Once I realized what happened my older brother and I flagged the security guard. We found the kids holding the same cup (pretty distinctive because it came from another spot on the boardwalk) with exactly $2 in it.

The security guard couldn’t do anything because I didn’t actually see them take it. I still remember the kids grin when he realized he got away with it.

$2 30+ years later and I’m still tilted about it. That one interaction warped my view of people my entire life.

This is what worked for me. I never saw the appeal until I started seasoning it with other things. I’ll put a thin layer of avo, salt, lime, garlic powder, paprika on sandwiches instead of mayo and it’s incredible.

And a user replaceable battery!

Better Off Ted ended way too soon

Modern corpo playbook.

1. Go too far with something wildly unpopular on purpose
2. Everyone complains
3. Dial it back slightly
4. “We won!”

Bug-a-salt is the key. It’s especially satisfying when you snipe one out of the air.

Just saw Clicks launched a new phone with Niagara launcher as the default. Physical keyboard, expandable storage and a headphone jack too.

I play so much Balatro considering I barely know what I’m doing.

There was a short time where my baby cousins and I connected on video games each Christmas but now they show up with their partners and are too cool to hang out.

It became a December problem for me because someone else thought it was a January problem.

Nintendo is a blight on this earth and must be abolished.

Us elites were using BBM…probably. I don’t know when that was and I’m not looking it up.

With bony hands I hold my partner, On soulless feet we cross the floor, The music stops as if to answer, An empty knocking at the door. It seems his skin was sweet as mango, When last I held him to my breast, But now, we dance this grim fandango, And will four years until we rest.

Not a farm, but I’d like to open a coffee shop or bistro type place someday. The kind of place where people in my neighborhood can meet up to chat and grab a really good sandwich, not just stare at their laptops.

It was cancelled after season 2. They never got to reveal who the father was.

I apparently thought him and Jeremy Sisto were the same person my entire life.

Only if you have a work visa. Don’t want foreigners stealing crow work.

At least in the case of my phone I had to put 11 back on to unlock the bootloader because OnePlus removed the ability to do it in their version of 12. Screw those guys.

Wow I was a day one Steam Machine, Frame and Controller buyer until this. Maybe people like me are the problem.