I don’t have any other comparable options, but I’ve tried

• gained $1000
• lost $1000

Agreed. Also I’ve had a number of MBPs for work and they have all had headphone jacks.

… but he’ll make my racist life better, he told me! /s

He’s going to ban sunscreen isn’t he

Almost anyone

Did it already happen? Is there some new chaos coming?

Republicans wouldn’t complain about nazis

I don’t follow poetry, but there could be a resurgence of abstract or non pattern following poetry, just like most art has movement that move along with what is happening in the world.

I guess that half has plenty of science in it

Which half

It was probably just missed

Armchair zoologist, that’s a new one to add to the bingo board

I don’t disagree, but winning popular vote doesn’t always matter

This guy gets it

I can’t wait to see what loopholes they come up with to wriggle out of this.

Take his money first

It should only be applicable to new sales. Old sales should function the same as before.

…because of layoffs

Probably in the board