where did you come from blind-your-eye Joe

god i wish

wallonia? hello???

“saw the ugliest fucking thing yesterday, it was like a person but tall and lanky and it was like all its hair went to the head! scared the shit out of me, but i just looked that motherfucker right in the eye and they eventually scurried off, thank god”

i want to go back to when “Linux drama” was torvalds calling someone a tosspot for submitting bad code

perhaps we’re coming at this from the wrong direction, does a bee even need lenses? maybe what they actually need is just eye protection, which would make everything much cheaper

people can dream that they’re playing doom, so yes

plus people who play games with no sensory input (i.e. blindfolded and with earplugs) are effectively just playing the game in their head

surely they could just make one big lens with facets in it? sure they’re gonna be hellishly expensive but at least they’re usable

android with lineage on it, and configure things to limit what they can do with it.

you can get pretty close to the best of both worlds, letting them have navigation tools and whatnot while also simply not having the google play store available on the phone at all, and exposing them to a very minimal amount of data harvesting from the tech companies.

what about when you put him in other firearms?

but elves are magical, so what if their eyes don’t care about the physical nature of light and just sorta convert it to magical pseudo-light when it contacts their tissue?

also like, the other tortoise is presumably not blind and anosmic, so it knows what’s going on and isn’t objecting.

or what do i know, maybe male tortoises become remarkably feminine with age?

the lord allmighty has no qualms about subcontracting, he will however (in his infinite wisdom) blame the subcontractor for any flaw regardless of how poor his specifications were.

reasonable, except i’m not made in the image of god, i was subcontracted out to zeus and we all know what he was like.

also like, what’s the resource expenditure of nonreproductive sex, really? a bit of exercise and some protein, whoop-de-doo don’t do it in the winter 4head

not like it has to be an intimate and romantic moment anyways, many a religious group have perfected the art of making it as transactional as possible without outright using syringes.

interesting moderation history you got there

hm, hanging low… it’ll be rain

or like, actually looks like what we think they looked, rather than what was depicted in a fictional story