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Sega does what nintendont 😎 (hire actors who have admitted to assaulting women and don’t give a shit that they have done so, Sega nor actor)

Friendly reminder that you should purchase Nintendo products secondhand if you absolutely cannot emulate and pay to get that bad boy modded cause fuck Nintendo

Oh beautiful! Thanks 😊

Lol “flaw”

Guess I’m ditching android fully. Anyone got any reccos for something with a pricetag that won’t make me cry and no Google bullshit?

PS Vita supremacy

I’ll never forget my brother heading to GameStop to grab me a copy of Halo 3 for like $15. Dude in front of him in line was trading in a steel book edition. Got offered like $4 and thankfully my brother is an extrovert and went “I’ll give ya $20” which is what I’d sent him with.

Tiered looking. Dog was in full German chocolate cake mode. That’s how he remembered the circles.

Me rn

Like, a hairbrush?

You said MD 20/20 and hydrogen sulfate right into my eyeballs? You got it doc😎

I mean I’m absolutely going to be feeding it as much dogshit as possible, personally.

Lot of Seegar, oops. Guatanamara is beautiful, and Cielito Lindo. Makes me ashamed of being a filthy one-language-knower.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=41N8EHzZL78. (Cielito Lindo)

Sure, if you’re new, maybe stopping to double check that you did your due diligence and aren’t in a rough spot, maybe once but KEPT😭💀 by the second time I’d be so fucking angry my god

Ecoterrorism til death. Lol. Such a funny joke.

And yet another reason my wife should be supreme overlord of the world, I see

I have said more than once that international conflict needs to be resolved by more head of state on head of state boxing matches instead of ridiculous bombing campaigns that mostly kill civilians who, in my experience as one myself, have a near universal opinion of “basically all war is stupid”

One time I was really high at an unfortunate time and the Gmail AI helped me with the time sensitive email my lawyer needed from me. Like, to actually sound like I speak English as a primary language and make the formatting cohesive instead of scattered.

That’s bout it tho lol

Dude great game RIP ghost

Gotta tell you, as a man man, beard n all, I have used the women’s bathroom a few times in “I’m gonna literally piss myself” moments. The absolute most reaction I have gotten beyond an eyebrow raise was a laugh at my “sorry, emergency I promise I’ll sit!” when a woman and myself made eye contact. I live multiple hours from the capital and probably two from the closest “major” city that Joe Blow Nowhere would recognize.

I really do think the average American doesn’t give a shit as long as you’re doing your business and getting out. Maybe I’ve just had good luck.

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