Remember that bit he posted recently to his fascist blog about Canada?

This is what the other hand was doing.

Exactly.

Yup.

Additionally,

“This comes as House Republicans have proposed a bill that would charge people arriving at a U.S. port of entry $1,000 in order to file an asylum claim — and a $3,500 fee for those sponsoring children. The right to seek asylum is a fundamental human right enshrined in international law, and the U.S. has never before charged petitioners.”

This is enough grounds for impeachment.

I’ve seen others saying it’s just a way to make his devoted loyalists think he’s actually doing something.

Probably a bit of both I’d imagine.

So…. Let’s get this straight… he is signing orders to make things happen that have been happening for almost a century now??

What’s next, an executive order to make air breathable??

Bingo.

I then fell four feet onto my stomach, smashing my favorite toy car and briefly passing out.

This broke my heart. I wish this didn’t happen to you.

Slowly.

Echo?

I happened to say out loud to my girlfriend that there is a chance (a small one) that my ADHD medication can cause something called TD (Tardive Dyskinesia).

Suddenly, our Netflix is showing adds for a new medication for it.

Bye, troll.

I’m pretty sure you’re wrong. If it so happens that I’m wrong, you’ll respond to this comment with an explanation, and I’ll concede.

The stage is yours…

Pardon?

It’s the Yanks tool again.

I’m sorry? What?

Wait… she fell out of a window? When was she in Russia?

Insurance is guaranteed not to cover this.

That may be true; but not everyone knows how to.