Wait until you go to a concert and start wondering why all the old people are out past their bed times with you.
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Zealotte@lemmy.ziptoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I try to be open minded but it's just wrongEnglish
6·1 month agoOr, in this case, the Archieves.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Driving when you're old must be wonderful. They can't hear when people honk and can't see their finger. They must smile and imagine the frustration of all those impatient drivers.
6·1 month agoPeople do not like hearing this though. They feel like they’re getting there much faster.
I do just a little above the speed limit because my car lies to me about how fast I’m going.
However, almost daily, I have people that want to do 20 mph over the limit who pass me illegally in the opposing lane. Invariably, I catch up to them at the next 4-way stop sign or traffic light or when they get stuck behind the next tractor-trailer. We arrive at the same time.
I used to be them.
I did the math.
I slowed down.
I’m much happier during my drives.
No stress.
Zealotte@lemmy.ziptoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I'm in this meme and I don't like itEnglish
4·1 month agoYou have done the world a service here.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Pinnochio could give us access to the secrets of the universe.
31·1 month agoThis is a top-notch shower thought.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.zip•App Stores Push Users Toward Nudify Apps, New Research ShowsEnglish
7·2 months agoHow long until people start using Ai in their smart glasses to see everyone around them “nude”?
That feels like where we’re going.

Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The thing Humans struggle with the most is, Stopping
14·2 months agoAlso, continuing.
I’m tired, boss.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's hard to explain the word condescending without sounding condescending.
4·2 months agoActually… Oh, wait.
Failed already.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•In Ender's Game, Ender's brother became president of the world by violently posting in a web forum. I can't even remember the username in the last post I commented on...
11·2 months agoIt was a post by Nebulous_Keito.
You’re welcome!
: )
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Conversations with old people would be a lot shorter if they never had any ailments.
37·3 months agoThey talk about what’s going on in their lives. If it weren’t for the ailments, they’d likely have other things to talk about.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Trash bags are one product that you buy just to throw away
32·3 months agoAnd matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but you don't need to engage when someone shows you theirs
7·4 months agoDon’t let them get your Goatse.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.
3·4 months agoRight, but that’s less funny.
I think I’ll start pointing it out.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge
15·5 months agoJust go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.
Easy.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know it
12·5 months agoI was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•do you know any good non-english rap you’d recommend?
0·5 months agoThe Herd - Unpredictable has some English, but it also has a few other languages and it keeps getting faster. I enjoy it a lot.

This is almost too wholesome.