Thelonious Monk, famous jazz pianist, actually wrote a book on this. We tried to get our cat to do it but alas, too dumb (sorry Herbert).

A lot of people use handbrake, or a combo makemkv and handbrake.

“You plug ‘em, we plant ‘em!”

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.

Basically at any given moment, any from a random assortment of Simpsons quotes. Right now it’s “but when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?”