I mean in fairness that’s still a big motherfucker, just in a different dimension

Rape.

HAHA LEO DATE YOUNG CHICK AGAIN

“Megacorp learned nothing from Active Desktop being an utter fucking security disaster.” Yeah, no shit. Everything old is new again.

Originally, it was insured. Synapse changed to brokerage soon before they failed.

Synapse lied to the fintechs, too.

We’re not masochists, we’re just ruled by sadists.

They changed to a cash sweep / brokerage model (not FDIC-insured at the individual account holder level) like 6 months before the bankruptcy. End users had to click a consent checkbox or the like and probably thought nothing of it.

If they’re going to do this anyway, let’s make it real.

Well we’re obviously in the right place for that

Hehe I like you

When you’re a rich prick, they let you do it

Which one? I’ve had a few big clients in that space (ba dum tss)

lol

If we’re going to have an autocracy, it may as well be the one that is still somewhat benevolent to the common man.

wife

1995

posting here

big sysad vibes

Fool me one time, shame on you

Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you

Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign

Load the chopper, let it rain on you

I’ve never gotten food poisoning from them but lately it’s been the prices

A species unburdened by the trappings of social media

Aside from the official licensing, you essentially just described Knowledge Fight.