Did he have a stroke?

My first thought.

Kill it with fire.

Have you played it? Like after the stability fixes it’s probably one of the best modern rpgs.

At what point is this embargo different than genocide?

Well now I’m gonna do it like the count from Sesame Street

Axolotl tanks are coming

2001-2010 were the heyday of the iPods with the wheel, i.e. 16-25 years ago. That’s almost an adult right there.

Elon musk did not found Tesla. He bought it and then wrote in his name as founder.

Alumni paid her to come (à la Meryl Streep and her ilk) and students were extremely upset.

Gloria Steinem was paid $20k to speak/q&a at my school by an alumni committee and it was an hour of students just tearing her to shreds about what a money grubbing POS she was. It was great.

Exactly. Like 1997 on, but fuck I was 3 when it came out. But they became popular around 2002 according to some variety article, and surpassed vhs in 2003. Wild the players were $800 when they first came out.

You can’t put a mask on and cover your distinguishing features? Weak

They even have classes to easily make emojis. Like it’s absurd the customer service they have. Windows tells you to fuck off. Does Linux have one? (I ran Ubuntu in college but honestly the ease of Mac switched me, and then dealing with windows at work killed any desire to be near a windows product).

Do they not have iPads? Every old person I know has an iPad they are glued to. If they are used to that, they can handle macOS

Break it. Do crime. Do it.

I honestly feel like I instantly know oldman in a movie. I also saw muppet treasure island first so my brain may have gotten confused

Oh dear god how did I not realize that was Tim curry.

Requiem for a dream

My father is going to be so upset.