This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.

I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.

The Council of Ricks is now suing you for copyright infringement.

The Purge begins in 3… 2… 1…

There are 2 types of pug owners:

• My precious baby is perfect and can do no wrong.

• You’re lucky I love you you ugly little shit.

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

You can get EOL Chromebooks for around $40-50. Who cares that they don’t get security updates when you’re not using ChromeOS!

Right in your price range, and now it’s a portable all-in-one package.

Solid Mercury.

Which is pretty cold…

0K… I’ll stop.

I got an EOL Chromebook for $50, dropped Mint on it & use it to run a 3D printer instead of a raspberry pi.

I dissolved it in Absinthe, seemed like a good idea at the time…

The guillotine got applied to the economy instead of the… Proper target…

Finding a way to import a BYD to the US == Deported to El Salvador

“Fruit of the poisonous tree” is how I’ve always heard this one; don’t know if that’s the actual legal term or not.

I’d enjoy my Epson Eco tank printer more if it wasn’t trying to constantly update firmware, apps, drivers, etc.

I’m not setting up faxing. Stop asking.

The fact that you can follow along & offer a different perspective counts for more than you think, because it shows that you understand.

The worst is the people who think they’re the smartest person in the room, don’t understand what anyone is trying to explain to them, and insist on doing everything their way.

Actually, it’s a little under 9.1 kilograms, but “about 20 pounds” has less syllables.

I’ll 1 up you and go with Liquid Television, where Aeon Flux started-- like Tracy Ulman & the Simpsons.

Much better than A Serbian Virus.

Says it “allows” for grandfathering, so I bet they pick & choose who’s a criminal and who gets a pass.

Flavor:

Super-sweet lemon lime

I use the Samsung rotating lock screen, with pictures set to landscapes, desserts, and animals.

Get about a dozen pics of each that change every 2 weeks or so. About a month ago there were a bunch of pictures of tropical fish that were all labeled “Swan”, which was way funnier to me than it should have been.