Haven’t seen anyone mention maximums. Sometimes insurance plans will straight up stop covering you after a certain price. Like, for the rest of your life. Imagine running up a cancer treatment bill in your teenage years and being cut off until you either die or somehow live long enough to get a job with different insurance.

Counter-strike screen: Rooftop Koreans win!

“Somebody broke my nose. Dump the whole balcony.”

He probably thought he was throwing tariffs on Italy. “Don’t get me wrong folks, I love Sbarro…”

Didn’t he just pull a similar move with X/twitter to xAI? Sounds like his companies are an endless money pit and he’s desperately playing 3-card monte with them.

But have we tried brrrrrrrt

What kind of degenerate do you think I am? That’s 36 hours to back up my walrus porn collection.

Every damn day reminds us that Sherman needed to make a second pass.

I can only dream of FireWire’s return

Headline: ICE agents dissatisfied!

The dissatisfaction: “Our HMO coverage on sore hands from beating people into a pulp is somewhat lacking”

This is just HAARP all over again, but super localized.

They graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools.

The plan? Negotiate 90 trade deals in 90 days.

Double the service? No. Maybe consider it “budget airline plus.” The measurements of the seat and getting a little screen/refreshments will be the real difference.

In May, there were relatively elevated shares of delisted homes in metro areas including Miami–Fort Lauderdale–West Palm Beach in Florida, Phoenix-Mesa-Chandler in Arizona, and Houston–Pasadena–The Woodlands in Texas

They blame oversupply, but have you considered, in order: too many hurricanes, too fucking hot, and too fucking Texas?

Ahhh that little cursor maze where it gets super small a few levels in lol

Which calendar?

Schools already shit the bed by hiring 3rd party consulting like rpkGroup to “streamline” budgets/programs, and now they’re going to be cutting even more. Add that to the recent legislation which re-fucked student loans even more, targets schools that don’t have a good “ROI,” stripped funding, and now you’ve got a bunch of hollowed-out institutions too scared to do anything but train ChatGPT-brainrot kids on whatever the hottest job market is, completely saturating it within two years. But I have a feeling the college sports schools will somehow be ok. Can’t disappoint FanDuel.

Forgot to turn the volume down, instant regret as the speakers on the family computer scream ”HI EVERYBODY I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO”

Prices mysteriously go up about a week before prime day sales, then drop to a few dollars below normal, scream “39% off” and you feel like you beat the system.

The gator I had was fried and it was like darker-than-dark-meat chicken.