• over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
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    3 months ago

    One…

    • I didn’t have my phone with me

    Two…

    • I did have my knife with me

    I really don’t care to carry on this banter with you, but when all I got is a knife, spiked watch band, and dog food bowl, against a rapist’s dick, what you think I’m gonna do?

    At least I let the dude walk away with his balls.