imvii@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoDonald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposalwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square162fedilinkarrow-up1630arrow-down118cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1612arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposalwww.newsweek.comimvii@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square162fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarehansolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 hours agoThe ego inflation would go like this: “Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-” “They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500.” “Sir, yes sir, thank you sir.” boot slurping noises
minus-squareSabinStargem@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 minute agoI can see Trump and Musk ordering new denominations to one-up each other. “Crypto DOGE is worth over $9,001!” waved sharpie “Nuh-uh, Trump Bucks gets you a dozen eggs, cause I say so!”
The ego inflation would go like this:
“Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-”
“They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500.”
“Sir, yes sir, thank you sir.” boot slurping noises
I can see Trump and Musk ordering new denominations to one-up each other. “Crypto DOGE is worth over $9,001!” waved sharpie “Nuh-uh, Trump Bucks gets you a dozen eggs, cause I say so!”