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Taking a stroll past the knife factory.
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Furiously stroking my willy.
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
Impressively.
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
Well shit.
He died doing what he loved!
Some catty wampas, likely.
Either heart goes out during orgy, or torn to shreds by an uprising
To shreds you say?
And the women?
To shreds you say?
Struck by railgun fire.
Jaywalking.
Error caused by an invalid pointer
Corrupted save data
Starving, because I couldn’t remember where I hid my nuts.
My dog finds and eats squirrel peanuts semi-regularly on walks. It’s cuter than when he tries to catch them directly.
Boiled alive
