Too many pineapples
Strangled by my hoodie?
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
A stylish infinite combo from Meikyousisui MvC2 Vol. 10 that only works on me.
hmmm…
By Japanese sword thrust
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Too many to count.
Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Well I’m named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Thor dropping a mountain on my head.
Whatever it is, it’s going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
