Put them in the other room so that you save some for later, and then keep going back at intervals for just one more, until suddenly there are none left.

All else being equal, spread out so not to induce a sugar rush/diabetic shock.

yeah i aint touching this question, eating disorders are a bitch and this is the kind of preoccupation that we gotta let go of

Oreo’s have had all their flavor sucked out of them through enshitification—and to make you eat more to feel satisfied.

Go to any grocery store (like TJ’s) and just buy “Sandwich Cookies.” THEY taste like Oreos used to.

(But, you have to eat them fast as they degrade quickly like actual food, something Oreos isn’t.)

I’ve solved that problem by buying two bags. One to eat all at once. And one to spread out over the rest of the day.

Eat em all at once. Right before your appointment at the dentist to have your teeth cleaned

More enjoyment if you spread it out over the whole day, plus you won’t barf. You might shit liquid, but y’know, lesser evil I’d say.

If you are intermittent fasting, then eat in one 30 minute window. If not, no fucking idea.

Scrape off all the cream and eat a bowlful of that, then snack on the burnt cookies the rest of the day.

I love that the question doesn’t specify what “better” means, and we’re all interpreting it in our own ways. Healthier? More enjoyable?

Eat them all at once

I’d probably barf if I ate the whole pack in one sitting. Or at least feel like I would.

Probably across the course of the day parts maybe faster than others

It depends on what you want your poop to look like later.

Eating sugary stuff that sticks in your teeth continuously throughout the day is the worst possible you can do for the teeth.

Binge eating sweets is pretty bad for blood sugar.

So to balance it out eat a third after every meal for max health and enjoyment.