Oceans rise, empires faaaaaaaall…
This is just another stupid Friday distraction to keep people from talking about other crimes being committed
“If you don’t make news for the weekend, then the news agencies will, and we haven’t outlawed free press yet”
- The Trump Party Platform
Dudes got fucking dementia
I really wish removing a president wasn’t so difficult. We’re all staring at the train wreck being told it’s completely normal for a train to be running off the tracks.
I really wish removing a president wasn’t so difficult.
You just need someone with better aim than the last guy who tried.
Last 2 guys who tried.
Remember there was that dude with an AK hiding in golf course bushes. He didn’t shoot, but you can also count that as missing his shot, as he was well within the range of the rifle.
Reminder that hitler had 30+ attempts on him…
The devs of the simulation really be adding plot armor to the villains… 💀
You don’t need tracks where you’re going!
What the fuck? I know it’s Donald Dump, but despite all the insanity happening since his inauguration this is the first headline that manages to surprise even me. Dude’s talking about annexing Canada and Greenland on one hand, but then bows to the former UK colonial project? What?
GG Trump, I honestly did not see this one coming.
I am wondering if he thinks this means unrestricted access to natural resources of eastern members lol
Same here, even amongst the craziness so far, this one surprised me.
Were you expecting reason or consistency?
Of course not - treason and inconsistency!
So does that mean July 4th will no longer be a holiday?
shouldn’t ever have been.
we’ll still have july 14th though, if anybody ever has the courage to celebrate it properly again.
Which event are you referring to? There’s riots, strikes, and assassination attempts to choose from.
Hold on, let’s ask George Washington and see what he says, oh right, fuck you traitor.
Benedict Arnold at least had an understandable (if stupid) reason to flip sides. Trump’s just an idiot.
Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?
And hold him there.
I’ll get working on the lead boots.
It’s okay, I don’t think he can swim.
But he’s too fat to sink
We gotta make sure to poke some holes in him, so he takes on water…
so like a Caesar tea party punch bowl thing?
Too big to fail?
I give my approval to do so.
Boston T Party
Welcome to reverse 1776. We are living in the twilight zone.
Technically, I don’t think that being in the Commonwealth as it exists in 2025 would actually change much. It’s a pretty loose organization these days. More than a third of the world’s population is in it.
Being in the Commonwealth realms, which are the Commonwealth members that have King Charles as head of state, would, I suspect, be unconstitutional.
EDIT: All that being said, I think that it’s reasonably safe to put this in the “distraction” category of Trump statements, rather than the “serious proposal” category.
Man I think it’s been 20 years since anyone gave a shit about the Commonwealth Games. I wonder if real young people are even aware they were once a thing…might even still be.
Benedict Orange.
Benedict Donald
I don’t think even the UK wants Trump.
He has some fans, but for the most part, no.
MABA - Make America Britain Again
MAPOC - Make America part of Commonwealth
(if that could fit on their stupid red caps)MARC - Make America Rejoin the Commonwealth
He’s high, stupid, AND suffering from dementia.
Good lord, this is a strange timeline.
As non-functional as it is, we don’t need to make it ten times worse. If this happens Elon and Trump will likely behave like they own the rights to every resource on the eastern members of CW.
Also trying to side with an openly fascist, sexist, racist president? King Edward III much?
an article from British tabloid The Sun reporting that King Charles III was making a “secret offer” to the White House, and that plans are in process for the U.S. to become an associate member of the international organization.
Ah yes, the classic cuck king making deals to give more power and alliances to a fascist. What can possibly go wrong? Let’s ask Vittorio Emanuele III and Michael I of Romania.
This is why monarchy has to be destroyed, every single atom of it.
You don’t need to go too far, King Edward III is believed to write letters of good intent to hitler, urging him to keep bombing the UK a little more and that they would cave in.
This would make a great entry point for the protests against this. And the left should be a bit opportunist and use the “proud British” rhetoric that the right used for Brexit against US “taking over leadership of CW”
Charles is making zero deals giving power to anyone; any words out of his mouth on this are coming from the UK cabinet.
The Sun is News Corp garbage, why are we even taking it seriously?
because the murdok family hasn’t been exterminated yet, their holdings shredded and scattered across the solar system.
My general rule is that people that are super upset about the monarchy don’t have very many real problems in life.
The great feature of the monarchy is that it’s a lightning rod for idiots. People who are subservient can be subservient to someone non-political that doesn’t have any power. And pretend revolutionaries that don’t have any grasp of any real issues show themselves to be the non-serious people they are.
hey, let’s not kink shame the man. the fact he fucks consenting adults at all is kind of a miracle.
everything-else shame him though. with a guillotine.
Does he sit on the floor of the oval office getting high and sending out memos? “Man, wouldn’t it be cool if we were like, you know, part of this kingdom man…”
" “I Love King Charles. Sounds good to me!” Trump wrote in response to the report." He sounds like he’s been invited on a date.
He’s giving positive replies to whatever dumb shit his followers post to him on mastadon. And the media is still trying to milk him for all the clicks possible. Covfefe shit all over again.
There’s real shit to be worried about. Like the extra-judicial deportations, ie Mahmoud Kahlil.
Sounds more like a Musk idea.
I can see his gigantic ego and narcissism telling him he needs to wear a crown and scepter.
Then surely the plebs will finally respect and validate him.
