• Geetnerd@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    “Hell, your Honor, he had whiskey dick! It took 13 minutes to get it up! How much damage could he have done!”

    Disgusting.

    I wonder if he would have felt the same if a bunch of Frat Bros had cornholed his son in a “Hazing Ritual.”