It’s nice that you’re here be able to explain my sexuality to me, otherwise I might have persisted in bring mistaken. I’ll hurry off and tell my wife and kids, they’ll be so excited for me. I guess I’m having my mid life crisis earlier than scheduled. I’d better download some dating app and get myself a hairy boyfriend, stat.
Dude! I’m not gay, but that is a fine ass and you have great legs. Now I feel all conflicted.
That holds as much weight as
“> be me (straight male)”
“> Gayest stuff imaginable”
“> annons am I gay?”
It’s nice that you’re here be able to explain my sexuality to me, otherwise I might have persisted in bring mistaken. I’ll hurry off and tell my wife and kids, they’ll be so excited for me. I guess I’m having my mid life crisis earlier than scheduled. I’d better download some dating app and get myself a hairy boyfriend, stat.
This might honestly be the greatest compliment I’ve ever received, so thanks a lot.
You’re very welcome.
I encourage you to seek out denim booty shorts 😁
Colloquially they’re called Daisy Dukes.
if it makes you feel any better, im pretty gay and have no feelings whatsoever in relation to this image (i’m asexual)
Pretty much.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVxZKOhLPco