Skewer it with the hook.
I’d invest into an economy of scale
Cut it in half and tie the two ends together
RTFM.
This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.
What’s this “nature’s way” crap, when the bananas are hanging upside down?
Tap for bananas
Banana stand people: hang loose man!
Actual bananas: <flips like 50 birds to the camera>
As though there is anything natural about the modern banana
Are you implying they are supernatural?
Preternatural.
Where on the scale is that? Is it higher or lower than supernatural?
A banana for scale would be helpful.
It is higher than the banana, relative to the direction they’re oriented. Determining which orientation is correct is left as an exercise to the reader.
Eat it.
Just lay out on the counter and eat it the next day. Sorry, boring as answer
Just lay it on the base of the stand.
The arm of our stand is wide so I can rest one banana on top.
Banana cradle capabilities?
A banana hammock, if you will
Mine in for potassium-40. Radioactive products sell for more than one banana, which as others have noted cost $10 but if you can purify the radioactive elements, you can probably get $11 or even $12.
Plus, the YouTube revenue. Imagine me and Nile Red turning a banana into something where we get a visit from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. They’d pay upwards of $14.50.
Just buy more bananas. How much could a banana cost? $10?
There’s always money in the banana stand
Well, in the US they are almost there with eggs…
The pricey ones here cost €1 per kg
I worked at a Walmart for a bit and one day they had me change the price tags on the bananas and I immediately had to ask and make sure the tags were correct because they went from like $0.70 per pound, to $1.68 per banana.
Until they went back to a per pound price, banana sales basically stopped at the store.
Eat the last two together
You can cut the second to last banana a little lower, and leave the top of the stim attached to keep it hanging
Wait you cut them all? You don’t just tear the bananas apart from each other?
Cutting, a stand, all feels like an overcomplication of a simple fruit
Until I read your answer, I was picturing a kiosk selling frozen bananas with a countertop (a diner would be a countertop restaurant, in this naming convention). My only excuse is that I just woke up
Same, same.
Ah, now I have coffee.
Sometimes a rubber band, sometimes a twist tie
There’s always money in the banana stand. Use the last banana for a free smoothie for your employee, or throw the rotton thing out and order more for tomorrow.
