I was born with feet in the 1st percentile of the population and they stayed that way even despite getting taller. Now every shoe shopping experience is awkward af.

    • Leggomylego@lemmings.worldOPEnglish
      8·
      19 hours ago

      Be careful what you wish for. Small feet on a man mean you’ll be sentenced to a life of small dick jokes. Which is certainly not the worst thing in the world but it isn’t great.

      • Deez@lemm.eeEnglish
        9·
        19 hours ago

        My message was a tenuous reference to Flight of the Conchords (New Zealand’s fourth most popular folk-comedy duo). So it’s understandable that it was misunderstood, however, I did appreciate your thoughtful response.

        Here’s the song if you need a laugh: https://youtu.be/yjfSZu246zE