“Before Francis took ill in February, he criticized President Donald Trump’s mass deportation policy. ‘What is built on the basis of force,’ Francis warned in a letter to American bishops, ‘and not on the truth about the equal dignity of every human being, begins badly and will end badly.’”

-New York Times

Well, that’s hardly a good excuse for pawning JD Vance off on some flunky. Seriously, popes these days…

I fucking hate you Vance, this is your fault!

Bring him back, take Trump instead

Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

yeah fuck that guy anyways.

Do other religions go to such great lengths to cover this kind of news? Like would we see the same for the Dalai Lama?

RIP Pope Francis. Glad you put Just Dumb in his place.

Any signs of plutonium poisoning?

Pope is recovering;

• meets JD Vance

• dies a couple days later…

Hmm

Gfdi. I’m not religious, but knowing that Catholics are going to choose a new Pope, I can only look forward to more bad news of comformity to godawful world news in the form of a shitty New Pope who inspires and empowers all the shitty people.

Great, one more thing to make the world even worse.

He was like man this guy sucks, I don’t want to live in a world where this guy has power, then dies. I feel the same dude…

Looks like it’s time for another pope race. I would like to throw my hat in the ring. As a lapsed Catholic trans woman who’s never so much as visited a seminary, I know I’m an unorthodox choice. But maybe it’s time to mix things up. My central campaign planks? We’re going to bring back indulgences and try to make the Papal States a thing again. Also, expect skits and improv sessions to have a big place in Catholic mass in the future!