I didn’t think he would really do it.
Given the conservative drift of major institutions over the past year or so whoever they pick for the new Pope is probably less likely to excommunicate him
We’ll see how it goes but Francis chose a supermajority of the current Cardinals. With the exception of Cardinal Pizzaballa, I don’t know any of their names, much less their views.
Cardinal Pizzaballa
That cannot be his real name.
Looks it up
Huh, TIL.
Because Elon wanted it. Vance doesn’t have an ounce of initiative in his body. He doesn’t need a reason other than his boss asked him.
I don’t know the why but the first thing I said when I found out was “Polonium”.
He was 88, a stiff breeze would have been as effective an assassination method.
That pure malice that emanates from JankyDick is not recommended for anyone over the age of 80.
The pope realized that no just or loving god would let that couch fucker anywhere near any position of power, so he offed himself out of depression.
Plausible explanation.
Vance killed him because the Pope didn’t own a suit
Same reason Liz Truss killed the Queen
killed him to further the prophecy that this is the end times.
Pope didn’t say Thank you.
But he did prove the power of prayer
Pope didn’t wear a suit.
Pope was wearing a dress.
White Pope robes? Don’t you know how to wear respectful clothing?
maybe it lacks some stuff…like a pointy hood thingy
The Pope refused to join his Signal group.
He joined the wrong signal group. Vance only realized when the pope asked “what’s up with all the couch pics?”
because the pope wouldn’t give him his couch
Because he’s evil. And the pope publicly gave him a lecture. Made him look smaller than he already did.
Pope met the antichrist and said I’m outta here.
Because he didn’t say “thank you” clearly
To get a right wing replacement, duh.
Eek! Use a spoiler tag, you scared the Bejesus out of me with that thing.
At least they didn’t Photoshop Roger Stone’s face on there.
