Please not a glass jar
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Travel mug full of herbal tea and a rubiks cube.
But your best ao5 happens when you drink coffee, right?
Yeah but it’s a -10 to have a panic attack if I don’t wait the full cooldown period.
A cat and a bike
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Weed vape and this bad boy
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
Do you not?
It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off
I legit want to use that for home defense.
A dab rig and a camera
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
A pocket knife and a backpack
packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.
Shades and a whiskey glass.
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.
Detachable penis.
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
Guilt and regret
