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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 days ago

Software Terminology

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    Soon we will see the revelation of app driven development where the fundamental primitive type is an app.

    Thread -> app

    Class -> app

    Object -> app

    Struct -> app

    Union -> app

    String -> app

    Integer -> app

    Boolean -> app

    Don’t worry ram is cheap, right?

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      This already happens in enterprise code bases with dummies running the show and juniors coding. Every primitive is actually a god object that can work at any level of the software stack.

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      At least we still got float right… right?

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        That’s three apps for each the sign, mantissa and exponent.

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