I think for me, its either:
(Ranked by most to least likely)
- Heart Attack
- Suicide (Probably by Jumping)
- Hit by a vehicle
- Murdered by a family member
Flipping off the wrong guy. I’m almost sure.
Your list is pretty wild. If you’re serious about #2, please talk to a mental health professional if you haven’t done so yet. And if you seriously put #4 ahead of, like, cancer or infectious diseases, you should definitely consider leaving for another country.
As for me, I live a relatively normal life in a relatively peaceful environment. I’d put my money on cancer.
Definitely self inflicted, possibly physician assisted, family has a history of degenerative neural diseases and I’m not gonna go out that way
I work in IT so absolutely something heart related.
Electrocuted by equipment belonging to the AHA?
Na, already been zapped at 240v mains voltage didn’t do much.
I would read a book about a mild-mannered IT expert who simply can’t be killed, but otherwise goes about their job normally.
Problem is if you work in IT long enough you aren’t mild mannered anymore because of how dumb people are and how no one listens to you.
I would also read a book about an IT expert that curses under their breath frequently.
That’s everyone in IT
Then, they need to write novels. Here are some suggestions to help them get started:
To Code a Mockingbird
Pride and Protocols
The Git Gatsby
The Old Man and the C
Java Eyre
Brave New Web
The Lord of the Pings
The Catcher in the GUI
Crime and Compilation
A Tale of Two Servers
Wuthering .htaccess
Anna Kernel-nina
Great Exceptions
For profit healthcare. Not a direct cause most likely, but indirectly by shaving years off of my life in pursuit of profits due to denying care.
I cycle and hike quite a bit, so probably a car
Fingers crossed for a bear!
Stupidity.
-overdose
-victim of random homicide
-suicide
-car
-smth retarded that i did drunk
My heart. All of my grand parents and other close family have died 30’s - 40’s from heart failure. My brother was 3 weeks ago in the ER because of his heart. He’s 38. 🤷
Dude… Go get screened for heart problems right away. You know you have a high likelihood of issues with your heart, so if you tackle them now instead of when they become serious, you up your odds of outliving your grandparents considerably.
I got checked a few years ago, have calcium build up in an artery, but other than that my heart was healthy. Thanks for looking out, I appreciate it.
I’ll probably slip on a banana peel right down the stairs
I’m Canadian. I’ll probably die in an internment camp for Trump Derangement Syndrome when the US annexes us.
Unlikely. I’m sure the other nato countries will step in.
You’re more likely to die from a drone attack in the USA-NATO war than in some camp.
Step in and do what? Cross the ocean to launch a counter-invasion against the biggest military force on the planet? And how long that would take? It took 5 years until Europe was liberated, well long enough for 11 million people to be executed in the concentration camps.
You forgot about the nukes UK and France have.
Drop a few tactical nukes along the US-Canada border and make it a toxic wasteland to cross.
And threaten to escalate.
Also, the US Military will splinter immediately before the war begins, there will be infighting. Along with all those in National Guards. It will be a US Civil War 2.0 happening concurrent with the US-Nato War. NATO will support the anti-fascist part of the US Civil War.
The US might be powerful, but is a fascist US also that powerful?
Think about all the women and black military officers they fired. All those classified intel they have in their head. Surely they aren’t just gonna let the US go full fascist. They’ll leak intel. Maybe reveal secret backdoors, etc… the fascist’s OPSEC isn’t exactly good
A - UK uses Trident, an American launch system, so it’s likely that any attack against America by the UK would somehow be disabled
B - that’s not how MAD works. If France, or the UK, launched anything nuclear the retaliation would be immediate and immense.
C - why try to invade 11 million canadians when there are only a few tens of thousands of greenlanders? If an intra-NATO war happens, that’s the more likely one imo.
1 car accident 2 age related (heart attack, cancer, getting sick when too old to deal with normal sicknesses) 3 firearms accident 4 house fire 5 underestimating a sickness
Most likely a skiing/mountain biking/car/surfing/hiking/tragic boating accident would be my best guess, other than cancer… If you’re not suicidal, a risk taker or into extreme sports it’s most likely going to be cancer though
Unlikely to be a singular cause.
My extreme height and recreational drug use will likely factor in.
Some kind of vascular accident or cancer I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯
