so I partially as a joke promised my boyfriend I would be the best girlfriend ever after we got back together after going on break.
What do you think makes someone the best girlfriend ever ?
What does the best girlfriend ever does ?
so I partially as a joke promised my boyfriend I would be the best girlfriend ever after we got back together after going on break.
What do you think makes someone the best girlfriend ever ?
What does the best girlfriend ever does ?
She cheated on him repeatedly, teased him about his dick in front of his friends, wouldn’t let him watch porn while she was secretly selling content on onlyfans, he paid for her drug addiction rehab, but he’s a really nice guy and inherited a great house, so she needs to figure out how to dupe him into letting her stay. She’s gonna be the best girlfriend… this time, although she was half-joking about that. Poor guy.
Holy shit I thought this was a joke response but nope, op is actual this fucking stupid
Lemmy needs awards, man! Thanks for doing the legwork for me. Now I just need to resist the urge to spend the rest of my evening reading through all of that myself lol.