What in God’s name did I eat??
I don’t eat my dog’s food I swear.
What a lying ass dog food thief you should be uhshamed
I’m not sure but I’ve taken dumps that have smelled like rotten corpses or how dumpsters smell in 100 F weather. So it’s not surprising it may also smell like dogshit.
Meat.
I was coming in here to respond “uhhhh no” but it being meat makes sense, because I don’t eat it
And something else because I eat meat and thankfully I’ve never had that experience
Sounds like you and your dog might be sharing the same gut microbiome. Does your dog lick your mouth?
Nothing like asking if you French kiss your dog.
Yes I have issues. My brain is broken.
Hey now it’s best not to assume the worst in others. He could be sniffing the dog’s ass instead.
maybe you feed your dog with the same food as you
Both human and dog feces have significant variation in how they smell, so this question is somewhat meaningless. Dogs are carnivores, so if you ate meat, your feces is probably going to smell more like dog feces than if you ate only plant-based food.
poop talk
As a 9 month carnivore only eater… poop frequency goes down to once every day or three. The poops themselves don’t smell much. Dog poop has a much stronger smell