• ButteryMonkey@piefed.social
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      9 hours ago

      Eh, we don’t need him contaminating all the research, plus all that hot air would speed up melting.

      No, let’s throw him in a little dingy with a half-collapsed roof (inflatable life raft for ships sort of thing) and set him adrift at the point furthest from any land.

      If he makes it to shore alive and without help, we let him live the rest of his life in peace. But broke, cuz his whole family needs to be stripped of any monetary gains of office.

      We keep drones circling to record everything, and broadcast it globally as pay per view, and use the funds to track down and return all the people he deported.