Just after 05:00 GMT on Tuesday, Trump announced that the ceasefire had taken effect.
“Please do not violate it!” he urged both sides in a post on his Truth Social platform.
I mean, he said please?
Look, I don’t want this war to continue and for more innocent people to die… But I do feel a slight tinge of joy when this big baby bitch looks like the big baby bitch he is. Art of the deal, amiright?
Edit: just learned how to properly format quotes
This is like watching a parent who has lost control of their kids at the playground.