ttk@feddit.de to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years agoWe never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our handsmessage-squaremessage-square207linkfedilinkarrow-up1630arrow-down112
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minus-squaremykl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up63arrow-down2·2 years agoYou never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either. Sheesh.
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down3·2 years agoSome things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives.
minus-squareRhinopotamus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoAlong with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms.
minus-squaremajestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoI remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms.
minus-squarezeppo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoIt goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old. Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it.
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoTip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break. View the source on this comment if you need an example.
minus-squareTea. ☕@vlemmy.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoHopefully I never have to see or hear “poop-kinives” ever again.
minus-squareZed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 years agoThis will outlive us, no matter the platform.
minus-square🇸🇵🇪🇨🇺🇱🇦🇹🇪🇷@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoI’m sorry, the what now?
minus-squarecornbread@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agowtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir.
minus-squareMetans@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoIt’s fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food
minus-squaretoaster@reddthat.comcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoI have a family member that had to use a poop knife growing up and I always wondered if that story was him…
You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.
Sheesh.
Some things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives.
Along with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms.
And Colby
I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms.
It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old.
Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it.
WHAT ABOUT MY TOE KNIFE
Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break.
View the source on this comment if you need an example.
Hopefully I never have to see or hear “poop-kinives” ever again.
This will outlive us, no matter the platform.
I’m sorry, the what now?
The poop-knife.
Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see!
wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir.
It’s fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food
I have a family member that had to use a poop knife growing up and I always wondered if that story was him…