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lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?

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What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?

lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • teawrecks@sopuli.xyz
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    For maximum effectiveness, open your mouth and make a “BONG” noise. It’s literally the same technology as a radar detector.

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      Also works better if you spread your arms and hold the fob with your chin

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        Closing your eyes and assuming an earth bending position like Toph helps too. Bonus points if you make your feet stomp the ground.

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          And then point your left leg towards the sky for extra spread

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