You already can. You don’t need friends to go and enjoy a meal at a restaurant, just pick any place you like and…
Oh.
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depends on the size of the portal.
Porn seems to think so
We better, or else what’s the point?
Computer, please repeat previous request with male specimen.
Command acknowledged… thinking…… done!
I should have said man, not male. Can you de-grok this?
I know computer isn’t that smart, but is still incensed at being compared to grok. Never the less, tries again:
Yes, until then yoga lessons is a good investment.
*are
yes, but more importantly, this would also become possible:
I can already lick my own feet if I so choose.
NSFW
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You could also set up some anal beads connected to the emergency alarm cord in a disabled toilet.
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Horrific art style
2007
Careful, it’s a relic.
It looks like it belongs in an anatomy textbook
What kind of anatomy textbooks are you reading
The fun yet educational kind.
No because you’ll be in the wrong orientation.
You’re not thinking with Portals
Elaborate, please?
It was a facetious comment but why should orientation matter? Have you never eaten anyone out or been eaten out from a creative position?
I guess we should have specified that there are definitely some stupid questions…
Yes! You kooky self-slut, you.
On the downside though, I’ll be able to spank you from afar for having done so. No cumming!
Whaaat🥺🥺🥺
😱😭🤔😂!!!
Love this
Just don’t be in there when it closes.
The portal gun was not made for this.
Would Cave Johnson get mad at people abusing his invention?
Or would he immediately cancel all other tests, and start exclusively testing all the self pleasure applications for his invention?
Yes
