Trying to pass worker protection laws in a land where unions have become big business.
So I’m the baseline. Is that what we’re thinking here?
I’m probably one of the best 1000 whistlers alive but I suspect people used to be far better whistlers on average so I’m losing so hard.
I dont know, but it would involve a gun so I could shoot the fucker that brought me back, and then put myself back to sleep with the second shot.
Fisting
I’m really good at fisting
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Ill be honest, I see those on the shelf, dont matter who you are, ima be curious.
There’s absolutely nothing where I would have even a theoretical chance of winning and that’s true for most people here I would guess, so I’m gonna go with what would be fun to see.
For example, there were fossilized footprints found of someone running quicker than any modern sprinter so it would be interesting to see the actual fastest runner on say 400m where the modern start blocks wouldn’t be so much of an handicap for the old naturals.
Competition for most humble and selfless person. Yeah, I’d win.
You’d also get the honorable mention for most self aware.
Tennis.
It will, however, be a huge misunderstanding because I suck at it. After a long and angry rant from me about the ethics of raising me from the dead against my wishes, they quietly send me back and pretend it never happened.
Did they pick me because I was one of the worlds greatest at something who have ever lived?
Must be something like chess-boxing but with half a dozen more sports mixed in. Chess-box-deadlift-slalom-300m rifle-shot put-canoeing-shrimp taming-minigolf.
shrimp taming
Darn I had a chance until that one.
Last time I tried taming shrimp, bad things happened…
Ohhhh, you’re the mysterium zxqwasball champion?
That made me laugh out loud.
Fartin’
I’m your competitor
Better bring a powerful arse
At least its not rectum of the year
Being haunted by memories of my own embarrassments and failures that still feel fresh sometimes would make me physically recoil and shudder.
/ Would still probably not win
Your competitor is like, Adolf Hitler or Elon Musk or something. I think they would probably cringe a lot looking back on their lives
No shot both weren’t high on their own fumes
I don’t think sociopaths/psychopaths with no discernible ability for remorse or self-reflection are my biggest competition.
Fucking my wife
Youre going down!
My goal is to make it into the top 100.
I dont know, this ladder season has been rough.
You’re not going to enjoy that competition though…
My wife will though and that brings me joy
Wholesome 💯
the involves
Well, those people are in on it. Is it comma-splicing?
Forgetting to do a thing you really need to do today only to remember 4 hours late once you are laying comfortably in bed.
