Beholder maybe? Its a floating meatball with eyes and a mouth, that doesn’t touch the ground, bet its pretty tender
I’ve heard seal eyeballs are pretty good. Maybe it’d be like that but family-sized.
Im a bit hesitant to eat the eyes off the stalks (mmm, tastes like disintegration), but the big one is fair game
Dude, imagine like seven or eight of them on a huge roll drenched in marinara sauce!
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I’m pretty sure everyone is being tongue-in-cheek talking about eating Winnie the Pooh, and is aware it’s not morally acceptable to actually do so.
An actual bear would be more controversial, but that’s not this thread.
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Popplers
Skeever tail.
Remember these abominations from The Last Jedi?
If the green milk is drinkable, the meat is edible.
the SET creature in egyptian mythology, nobody know what it is supposed to be. demon meat, since inuyasha has made it popular of eating demons on demon crimes.
dragon meat?
Dragon, obviously
Have you eaten reptiles? Especially big ones? Gator is pretty much kinda fishy greasy chicken. I don’t think dragon would be all that tasty. Like tough chicken. Though maybe it’s more like emu and kinda beefy…
I’ve talked myself around to trying it.
I’m thinking it would be like a naturally smoked turkey.
It would probably taste like if you made a refinery out of charred chicken meat.
Unicorn, that way I can live forever :o
YOU HAVE TO drink thier blood i believe.
But you would only live a half-life, a cursed life. So in some amount of time, half of your particles would have decayed, and then half again after the same period, until you entirely decay.
He would live almost forever. Zeno’s Decayed Unicorn Eater.
Mooshroom is the only one I can think of right know, I think their meat would taste like standard cow meat but embedded with mushroom flavor or something like that.
Oh! Also could SCP-999 taste good? It’s like a blob of orange jello from what I recall. I wouldn’t want to eat it but it would probably taste good.
iirc 999 smells like peanut butter, so it might taste like it too. Eating it might be hard though, I think it’s one of those hard to kill types.
Tropius or any of the food based pokemon
Batista
I bet roasted dwarf is delicious.
So you know in the Monster Hunter games where you eat a big ol’ feast before a hunt?
I don’t know which monster they cook up, but whichever it is, is probably incredibly delicious.
It’s cooked by cats though, so you’ll be picking fur out of your mouth every other bite.
The gingerbread man
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