• starbreaker@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    She’ll have more success delivering on the promise of a pony and a blowjob for every American.

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      1 year ago

      Giving a blowjob to every straight adult male in America (estimated 116.8M) with an average of 9 minutes and 30 seconds leaves us with 2,111 years of straight dick-sucking for any presidential candidate.

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        1 year ago

        She can get help from Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor-Green, Tiffany Justice, and the rest of those Moms for Liberty cunts. Give 'em something useful to do besides trying to get books banned.