• NutWrench@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Maybe Chauvin stabbed himself in a state of “excited delirium.”

    The important thing is, the inmate investigated himself and decided that he did nothing wrong.

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        2 years ago

        “Exigent circumstances arose, self defense became imperative in pursuant to fulfilling ones duties, as a fellow inmate i tried to convince Mr Floyd Killer that self harm would not bear fruit in the form of a lighter sentencing. unfortunately in the ensuing struggle for the shank, Mr Floyd Killer managed to stab himself a few times before we were able to subdue him while simultaneously gaining the attention of corrections officers.”

        but that’s jus me

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2 years ago

      I would have said that there’s no humor to be had here, but I would have been wrong. Twice in one comment.