Former Minneapolis police Officer Derek Chauvin has been stabbed by another inmate at a federal prison in Arizona where he's serving time for the murder of George Floyd.
“Exigent circumstances arose, self defense became imperative in pursuant to fulfilling ones duties, as a fellow inmate i tried to convince Mr Floyd Killer that self harm would not bear fruit in the form of a lighter sentencing. unfortunately in the ensuing struggle for the shank, Mr Floyd Killer managed to stab himself a few times before we were able to subdue him while simultaneously gaining the attention of corrections officers.”
Maybe Chauvin stabbed himself in a state of “excited delirium.”
The important thing is, the inmate investigated himself and decided that he did nothing wrong.
He was probably making some “furtive movements” just before the incident.
“Exigent circumstances arose, self defense became imperative in pursuant to fulfilling ones duties, as a fellow inmate i tried to convince Mr Floyd Killer that self harm would not bear fruit in the form of a lighter sentencing. unfortunately in the ensuing struggle for the shank, Mr Floyd Killer managed to stab himself a few times before we were able to subdue him while simultaneously gaining the attention of corrections officers.”
but that’s jus me
I would have said that there’s no humor to be had here, but I would have been wrong. Twice in one comment.