“Bet’chu $50 that my bro can answer anything about birds” I bequeath drunkenly to a group of strangers at the bar. The cheering was security escorting me out.
I’m lurking through posts trying to distract myself because I’m in an overwhelming amount of pain, and this comment of yours just made me actually laugh out loud a bit. Thank you for that! Especially the ‘putting on Groucho Marx glasses to defend your own point pretending to be someone else’ part. That whole situation, and the way you just described it as if it were happening in a bar instead of on a forum, just amuses me way too much. Also, I just accidentally typed “anuses” instead of “amuses,” which also amused me way too much…
Anyway the point of my rambling is you’re fucking funny and I appreciate you, dammit.
“Bet’chu $50 that my bro can answer anything about birds” I bequeath drunkenly to a group of strangers at the bar. The cheering was security escorting me out.
Unless you were dying and/or making your Will, you didn’t bequeath anything to anyone. I wish I knew what word you meant.
Beseech??
Probably something like pronounce or proclaim.
Did you pour lemon juice in your Cheerios this morning buddy?
No, I’m cheerful, I just can’t figure out what they were trying for that landed them on bequeath.
It was me. I was drunk when I wrote that. I didn’t edit the comment since I think the mistake makes it funnier 🤣
It does make it funnier! But if you have any idea what (less funny and interesting I’m sure) word you were fishing for, it would ease my tiny mind.
I think I was aiming for beseeched. I wanted an official sounding word 😅
Did you get into a debate about wether jackdaws were crows, then put on Groucho glasses and defend your own point?
I’m lurking through posts trying to distract myself because I’m in an overwhelming amount of pain, and this comment of yours just made me actually laugh out loud a bit. Thank you for that! Especially the ‘putting on Groucho Marx glasses to defend your own point pretending to be someone else’ part. That whole situation, and the way you just described it as if it were happening in a bar instead of on a forum, just amuses me way too much. Also, I just accidentally typed “anuses” instead of “amuses,” which also amused me way too much…
Anyway the point of my rambling is you’re fucking funny and I appreciate you, dammit.