• Nepenthe@kbin.social
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    11 months ago

    I am so absolutely not doing that, no. Maybe it’s a whole pound of free cocaine. Maybe god finally smiled on me and it’s a very ill-planned potato chip bomb like that experiment where you use a whole potato to power a light bulb. Probably it’s some kid’s lost gravel collection.

    Whatever it is, it’s not going to be something whoever had the can last was dying for anyone to have and I don’t get paid enough to care.