Hey. I have a friend I want to play a practical joke on. What are some odd safe for work and pet items that will just make them question how it got there.
Edit: Gosh darn it. I love you all. These are great.
Hey. I have a friend I want to play a practical joke on. What are some odd safe for work and pet items that will just make them question how it got there.
Edit: Gosh darn it. I love you all. These are great.
I used to work for the federal government and we all HATED a certain department manager. It was a huge facility with hundreds of employees and had an institutional sized break room with several glass door commercial refrigerators, like you see at convenience stores. Employees had to have their names on all refrigerated items or they would be thrown out. Somehow I wound up with a bottle of chocolate flavored edible lube, so I put the department manager’s name on it and stuck it amongst the bottles of condiments. The department manager was too good to eat in the break room with the peons, so she never saw it. Everybody hated her and got a huge laugh out of it and the chocolate lube sat in the fridge for months :) Maybe put something like that randomly in their refrigerator or in a cabinet.
Reminds me of one time when I was getting my lunch leftovers to take home from a fridge in one of the break rooms at WotC. Sitting on the wire rack was a plain baloney sandwich with a single large bite taken out of it, like it came from a cartoon. When I say “plain” I mean two pieces of wheat bread with a piece of baloney between them - no apparent mustard, mayo, or anything. Also no plate, no sandwich bag, just this pathetic, dry looking, worst sandwich ever, lying directly on the wire shelf.
Next to the sandwich was a Post-It that just said, “SRSLY?”
I already donated some odd snacks. I think the most recent was bacon flavored jelly beans. They will eat them.