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cm0002@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 hours ago

Cuck Code

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Cuck Code

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cm0002@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 hours ago
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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    My code is not that pretty. Move the eyes to the wrong place and add three. Remove one clavicle. Right arm is a tentacle, left arm is a robot one, back arm is a crab. Not a crab’s arm, a whole crab.

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      Okay, but which arm has the clavicle?

      • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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        The one sticking out of the pelvis.

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  • onlinepersona@programming.dev
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    What’s the original template? I don’t understand what’s going on.

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      The implication is that there is a couple. The boyfriend wants the girlfriend to make out (and likely have intercourse) with another man. The girlfriend is hesitant, implying that this is entirely the boyfriend’s idea.

      Interpretation: the boyfriend has a cuckhold fetish.

      Application: any developer who uses Claude is cuckholding his own code

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        Jokes on them, i never wrote any code in the first place

      • onlinepersona@programming.dev
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        Thank you for spelling it out. I needed that :)

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          Misspelling it out

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold

    • Trilogy3452@lemmy.world
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      https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cuckjak

      • onlinepersona@programming.dev
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        Amazing. Thanks for the link.

    • Toneswirly@beehaw.org
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      Hes sitting in the cuck chair

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        Sorry, I must be daft because this isn’t my type of porn (?). So the husband = the programmer and they’re getting turned on by their project about to be railed by Claude Code’s BBC BAIC and the project is finding it weird? Is this the scenario?

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          my interpretation was…

          Claude Code is doing all the work

          programmer is “in control” but just watching the magic happen

          I dont think you need to watch cuck porn to find this hilarious 😂

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          More or less yeh

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