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Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore
Botox Barbie?
Yes, and?
bad
One has skin way too loose for his face and another has it way too tight. Amazing
Looks like a bee stung her lip.
My friend describes plastic surgery as grabbing the back of the face and stretching it really tight then using a baggie clip to hold it there Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer lost a ton of weight and had to deal with the stretched skin
Thats basicly what they do with a face lift
I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.
Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.
It’s also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about
You don’t get to that level of wealth by getting haircuts from a stylist. He pinched every penny, got bowl cuts while his friends got specialty cuts, skipped the avocado toast and drank water instead of $5 coffees. Then his rich parents just gave him a small 10 million dollar loan and sent him to a prestigious school where only other rich kids went.
Honestly, respect to him for the shit tier haircut. At least he didn’t try to fake it like Elon.
I have very strong, mixed feelings about your post.
Well done mother fucker!
The story I read, decades ago, said he goes to the same barber (shop?) that he went to as a young person.
I… Guess I can understand that, but if they’re telling him that haircut works, I mean keep your clients happy, especially if they’re clueless multi millionaires.
That explains it, dudes in his 70s it looks like, the barber would have to be 90s.
And he’s so rich, he probably hasn’t heard an honest opinion about himself in decades
Money talks, wealth whispers. True wealth only gestures.
This man is so rich you can’t even describe him correctly.
Who even is he?
The son of Al Davis, the previous owner of the NFL Raiders franchise. Al died, so his son, this guy has taken over. I haven’t followed for years now, but I thought I heard he was a decent guy.
Given who his father was, it seems likely that he’s a decent enough guy. Although this guy has had life handed to him on a silver platter his entire life, so it’s possible that he’s just a spoiled brat.
I cut my own hair, and it looks much better than that. He wants it to look like that, for whatever reason.
He flies to the same barber for decades to cut his hair exactly like that.
Zuck does something similar with his hair but it’s for different reasons. He thinks he’s the reincarnation of Ceasar Augustus. Seriously.
He has to pay a lot more than $20 to get his hair cut like that, it’s $20 for the cut and $80 to make them do it in that style.
It’s not even the hair for me, how are you a billions but can’t splurge on a new face? MF has enough money he could literally have a custom-made new face
Honestly though if he wasn’t a billionaire he actually looks like he could be someone’s fun bumbling uncle or something. Really shows how much a crap personality can affect physical appearance.
For the record, as the resident Raider fan of Lemmy, this lady was sat next to MD at one of the games. They aren’t dating, and she’s currently pregnant with another man’s baby. The media already tried to say it was his baby. She denied that and said the father was some baseball player.
I think it’s funny you care enough about the distinction to post
You think it’s funny that someone cares about truth and reality?
Exactly. I see bullshit I’m going to call it out. Even on a shitpost
You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like “Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?”
You’d be surprised. Marks hairdresser is on the record saying she’s tried to talk him into literally any other haircut
You know who has a haircut like that?
Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber?
Lolol!!! Thanks now I can’t unsee that.
Billionaire: gimme the friar cut
Barber: got you fam
Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks
no he goes to a barber, same one for like his whole life or something
TbF I also haven’t heard of the raidersmark Davis. With that haircut I would have assumed probably not a billionaire and it’s a pretty good smile.
Do you think it’s pronounced raiders-mark, or raider-smark? Ugh, if I meet him I’ll just guess and then mis-accent billionaire to see if I can pass it off as a joke.
Yeah there is a chance, albeit small, that he paid another person to do that to his hair on purpose, which is crazy, but just the right kind of crazy for a billionaire.
There are probably no straight shooters around you for miles with this kind of money. Everyone tells him he looks great. I bet no one ever has said, “bro, you trippin’?” to this guy. Sometimes we need that.
They are both fucking weird looking
Hell yes. I hate those injected balloon lips that have become popular thanks to Instagram and Kardashians.
Oh great therewasanattempt has infected lemmy a place where you can post literally anything as long as you make the attempt
It’s becoming more and more just reddit light.
Except some of the mods here are much worse.
how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair
go to a damn barber
hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better
You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money
But fr tho that hair is wrecked
Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!
Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!
But that hair tho
If I was a billionaire I would have a trainer, a chef, and a stylist.
Honestly he’d probably look better if he just shaved.
It’s also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair
maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he’s hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn’t a rat tail in back.
that’s the face of a guy who surrounds himself with people he pays to tell him he doesn’t look like a gone-horribly-wrong high school science experiment involving bumphead parrotfish and hydrofluoric acid
Apparently his father was a pretty cool guy, advocated for civil rights by refusing to play in cities with segregation.
Who is his father?
Davis was active in civil rights, refusing to allow the Raiders to play in any city where black and white players had to stay in separate hotels.[3][4][5] He was the first NFL owner in the modern era to hire a black head coach (Art Shell),[6][7] the first to hire a female chief executive (Amy Trask),[8] and the first NFL owner to hire a Latino head coach (Tom Flores).[9] He remains the only executive in NFL history to be an assistant coach, head coach, general manager, commissioner, and owner.[10][11][12]
That’s some reeeal old money phrenology.
…you know - because of the obvious rampant inbreeding.
Travolta looks way better here than that pic of the billionaire.
THAT’S JOHN TRAVOLTA!?
As directed by the true auteur Fred Durst https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fanatic_(film)
I’ll look into this. Thanks!
So she’s greedy and has no self-respect. Good to know.
Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.
If he got a haircut every minute, it would take almost 22 years to get that many haircuts.
Looking at his current one, I think they can do 2 of them every minute.
Honestly, one hair getting cut per minute seems pretty slow.
And paying $100 each seems high, but who am I to question the whims of the rich.
Maybe they got confused and are getting one rabbit shaved per minute. The logistics there seem more reasonable if your hare is moderately cooperative.
edit: corrected an autocorrect which rendered useless an already silly pun.
